Sunday, May 10, 2015

the man who hates Israel

The Man who hates Israel

Today we had lunch at a restaurant called Israel and,
 yes it was Jewish but I didn’t see an Islamist bomber
ready to blow himself and us up to King David come.
The food was good and later over coffee I noticed they
served food fit for diabetics.

What amused me was that one of the dishes, hummus with
something was recommended by lady Gaga which I take
to be a cross-dressing singer. Where are the Jews?
Finally, an elderly couple arrived she looked like Isaac Rabin’s
wife and the man a scientist, to my chagrin they left
the food was too Middle Eastern for them they spoke English
with a Dutch accent. The Hollanders are really mean, I gave a lift
to a prince of the house of Orange he lived quite far from me

 but didn’t even offer me a cup of coffee. 

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