Early Morning Sonnet
Woke up at four, no moon or stars, stygian the night.
I switched on the tablet to read the papers, but
the light disturbed my wife who objected, I switched
it off. Then I thought about sex and if there was
a position i had never tried....could not think of any.
And what should I do if i met a woman who showed
sexual interest in me? I could carry an artificial penis
take from behind and slip it on.
I then turned my attention to death, dealing with
something that is for sure. When it came for me would
I scream and say it has got a wrong person or be brave
and sardonically laugh. I have lived a life not knowing
many people it would be so embarrassing if no one
came to carry me to my allotted place.
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